FeaturedBarnaby Pruitt
Oversized-head gag hero whose face does ninety expressions a minute and whose plans collapse in exactly the funniest way.

Her whole personality is a drumroll, and nobody has ever heard the punchline.
No one at the community theatre can remember Ximena Rostova finishing a joke. She builds suspense on a toy snare drum, sequinned silver jacket shimmering, heart-shaped sunglasses pushed up, until the room forgets what it was waiting for. She is sincerely thrilled by every reveal, including empty ones. Her goal is a perfect punchline, eventually. Ideal for a backstage comedy, a birthday party that never quite starts, or any story that thrives on delay.
Try a story like…“Ximena drumrolls for a full minute before announcing that the surprise is that there is no surprise.”
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FeaturedOversized-head gag hero whose face does ninety expressions a minute and whose plans collapse in exactly the funniest way.

He has been five more minutes from waking up since the last century.

Her third question arrives before your first answer has finished loading.

She wears the frog hood to every meeting, and somehow the board feels underdressed.