FeaturedBarnaby Pruitt
Oversized-head gag hero whose face does ninety expressions a minute and whose plans collapse in exactly the funniest way.

He has been five more minutes from waking up since the last century.
A retired night watchman of the walrus kind, Hugo drifts through the day in a quilted blue dressing gown and a floppy nightcap with a pom-pom. He nurses one enormous mug of something warm and loses the thread of every sentence halfway. His tusks are short, his moustache is not. All he wants is five more minutes. Cast him as the gentle anchor of a cosy household comedy, or the one calm presence in a chaotic town.
Try a story like…“Hugo nods off mid-sentence at his own surprise party and wakes up convinced it is still Tuesday.”
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FeaturedOversized-head gag hero whose face does ninety expressions a minute and whose plans collapse in exactly the funniest way.

Her third question arrives before your first answer has finished loading.

She wears the frog hood to every meeting, and somehow the board feels underdressed.

Her whole personality is a drumroll, and nobody has ever heard the punchline.